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"Watching you walk by is like seeing a seeing a LEGEND walk through the halls of BADASSLAND" SC 9/17/08
"It time to start living the life you dreamed about."
"A lot of people claim they're tough but in my opinion it takes a real man to do an about face, look inside himself, and want to improve his charcarter. I respect and admire your courage." Said by SC
"You are in for a treat to night. You are gonna see something that you have never seen. A living legend. A messiah, the second coming."
Have faith. God can do anything! Don't be afraid, only believe." PS
"I'm proud of you and you should be able to look in the mirror and take pride in the reflection. I'm always here." SC
"Fuck them, sometimes you have to make waves."JT
"Bert carries a surfboard." KB
"The Great Bert returns to GCT, more anticipated then Michael Jordans return to basketball" VR
"The truest measure of vengeance is a rapid decomposure process" SC
"Your a bag leaves, your buggin me Bert" JC
Happy Memorial day. Thank you for your service. Oh WAIT...that's right you didn't serve, you ran to Miami and played grab ass, smoking marijuana cigarettes". MC
"If I was ever needed two guys to help me find a treasure, two guys that I could trust to help me would be MC and KW".
"A paramilitary is a force whose function and organization are similar to those of a professional military force".
"Hurt U? They can't. Try U? I Dare them. Love u? I do. Be u? They wish. Envy u? They should. Defend u? I would" MM
"Heard you blew off the Captain. I love it. He has had a charmed life on this job, that ass wipe." JS
I'd kill anything that breathed the wrong way. The truly insane never declare their stature. They Just don't know." SC
"A year ago, my friend from Florida had a gun in his mouth, now he has a house, a motorcycle, and a masters degree"
"I'm so proud of you, you came from sleeping on your friends couch to owning your own house." DP
"Man you got the Captain going crazy with ur website. Awesome. He saw a quote about him and said he's lost sleep about it. POW." JD
"If Howell doesn't watch his step, I'll break his jaw next." GB
"Your Dream has to be bigger than your fear" CR
"This movie is unrealistic, the guy is a genius. No one that smart could be that psychotic" GB.
" I know someone like that, look in the mirror" DP.
"Bert I heard many people including your boy are shitting that you are going to manhatten, I over heard a meeting where they were talking about it, that's fuckin awesome". UO
"The Captain is a legend in his own mind, Berts a legend in the mind of his peers and constituents" RR
"This bid is going to suck. The band is officially broken up. " RR
"Long Beach isn't ready for GB" RR
"JC is a bag of leaves traitor" RR
"Berts gonna come to manhatten for a year, cause havoc and then leave" JC
"If your doing a good deed for someone and more than two people know about it, then you did it for the wrong reasons" GS
"Its not how hard you hit, its how hard you get hit and keep moving foward" RB
"I'm not impressed just because some jack ass passed a test, what so impressive about that, I passed a test with a higher score then most of them, it doesn't mean anything. I don't respect anybody especially some assholes that are happy with themselves because they passed a test or got appointed by kissing ass. lol, real impressive."
"This is how we learn."
"Why don't you leave that broken down old man Cona alone" KJ
"You can't use food stamps on the railroad."
"I would have given you money to get home, or at least money to get a new weave, cause yours is all beat up."
"I know what your thinking, your saying I'm bigger than this guy, I weigh more, I can take him. You're saying it but you don't realy believe it. You want to believe it but you don't. "
"Bert vs Cona would be like Couture vs Coleman with Bert being Couture." MA
"That's pretty sad getting married and moving into your parents basement, very weak."
Sgt speaking about JC
"I just went on your site, I'm sitting here at work thinking of you, wow James there is so much about you I don't even know, I just see you as we always chill and have a nice time relaxing but you really are so much deeper than I thought, I do know one thing about you, whoever that girl was she must of really hurt you. You can see that in your writing but to know you as a person I couldn't tell. Your so strong minded and always busy working but anyway I learned alot about you in that blog. That's awesome, your awesome" R
"Demote yourself or stop cryin"
"Cona is the biggest skirt on the job" TD
"Cona is a fat body" VH
"My new car is like my women and my coffee, black"
"I'm half afraid of you and half turned on by you" MM
"Nobody does it better.... Bert is the best" VH
"Just when you figure out the Bert, he throws you a curve ball" VH
"You can keep the Great Bert off the airplane but you can't keep him grounded" LL
"I'm very impressed, people said you were done, now they take dollar showers" VR
"Nice guy, not a cop" LT
"Well Well Well"
"Berts half ghetto and half gangster" TB
"Hey Dibiase, there's a million dollars ripped up all over the locker room floor" PI
"Bert went from living ghetto to having anything he wanted" TB
"Is it true, the late night talk show host from ticket windows is sick and tired of relocating the hostages and ready to settle down" SM
"They never Learn" JS
"Thank God Finally I made the Great Bert website" JS
"More guys are needed like you on this job. Don't ever forget that" KS
"Broadway Bert" CK
"Only gangstas get tatoos on their forearm" BW
"Bert appeals to the masses" VH
"My name is SW and I am a writer as well. You ran into my sister Jacklyn, in Midtown about a month ago or so. You gave her a copy of your script for me to read. I don't know if you remember but hopefully you do, anyway, this is just a brief e-mail to let you know that I just finished reading your script and it is amazing. I mean, this script took me through so many emotions, I laughed, I was in suspense and by the end of the story I broke down and cried. I think this script is truly a masterpiece. I wish you the very best and hope one day to see this script on the big screen :). Take care!"
"The same thing that makes you a good cop is the same thing that is going to get you in trouble" JF
"He may screw around and be crazy but I would take him first to handle a job, he's the go to guy at Penn" CM
" Although its cute, u have a narcisstic, borderline bipolar personality" WD
"Legendary" SC
"WWW.askbert.com is Phenomenal! 5 Star advice from the man thats done it all and has the knowledge! Keep dropin wisdom kid! SC
"Ur a pussy and look like your on crack. Get a life" Some Crazy Bitch
"If I punch Cona in the head, they will have to change the N in his name to an M". SC
"I would give up my house, car, motorcycle, and masters degree if I could go back to CF".
"Remember what you are made of. Warrior is a state of mind. You never lost that. We survive anything. No fear, No fuckin fear. And if we die... we go out like a motherfucking bomb. The explosion is legendary" SC
Backing Jimmy into a corner is like shaving against the grain. You will Bleed" SC
"Ya see King James... there are only a few of is who have all fronts covered. Intelligence, brute strength, heart, fighting ability, and a demonic psychosis. In other words untouchable. So what do you give a man who possesses these traits? You give him respect. These kids don't get it".
"Doesn't it seem that when u see Bertram at work... it looks like ur interupting him" ER
"The problem with guys like us is our emotions can overcome our senseability, and then bad things can happen"
"I can believe that ur a cop, I can't believe they gave you a gun" EB
"Besides banging a chick or watching UFC on PPV, riding my motorcycle is the greatest pleasure."
"I don't think there is anyone who can outfight me, outfuck me, or outthink me. "
"I'm hearing the Chief is a closet Bertaholic" VR
"Bertram talks the same way whether its to the Chief or the janitor" LR
"Bert is the voice of the people, ur like Che Guevara...El Bert" VH
"If you want something to get done, go to Bert" VH
"Bert had 2 inspectors shitting in their pants in the same day" PO
"I think the inspectors are jealous because the Chief returns Jimmy's emails and not theirs. Jimmy's awesome and the Chief is awesome" PO
" I think Berts a lunitic but they guy does have brass balls and to be honest he probably is one of the smartest guys on the job, he does have a masters degree." PO
" The inspectors are jealous because they don't have a Masters degree. lol." Sgt
"Bert takes the heat of the others" BR
"Lets be honest, the Chief likes Jimmy because he can have a normal conversation with him. Jimmy just talks to him like a normal guy and is not trying to kiss his ass like these 2 other ass clowns. The Chief probably laughs at these other guys." JS
"I will not be disrespected in front of my men." SM
"Jim the Kaiser Soze of Penn" SM
"Jim is like Maxwell Smart, he put pops up from no where." SM
"Bert's the benchmark, he's up here. " SB
"You have concurrent jurisdiction in 3 and 4." RR
"The only thing bigger than Bert's balls is his ego" PO
"I heard the inspector and the captain just signed up to Aspen to get a masters degree" TD
"Your such a narcissist, you have your own website.
"Go to bed SOLDANGO" SM
"What kind of idiot scratches books at 6:30. What a douche, no wonder why nobody likes him"TD
"What looks worse a normal size guy with no hat on or a guy 50 pounds overweight with his hat on" JS
"The truth is I hardly respect anybody. Only a few people I do. Just because you pass a test or get appointed to a position doesn't mean that you get my respect. That means shit to me. I have a masters degree so does that mean people should respect me, absolutly not. I love how these people are dying for respect because they got appointed or passed a test. As far as I'm concerned your a step above K mart manager. I don't respect titles or positions, I respect people who have done something worth respecting. If you ran into a burning building to save someone or raised your brother and sisters after your parents die, or came from nothing and made spomething of yourself; thats something I will respect. I respect a guy like Mike because he doesn't hide behind his position. He doesn't walk around like a big shot. He will talk to you like a normal guy. He's a regular dude, not like these other pansies, who think they are special because they are one step above K mart manager. Bottom line is respect is something you earn, you don't beg for it. And anyone that asks me I'll tell them right to your face, If I don't respect you, I'll tell you. If you don't like my answer to fuckin bad" JT
"I love how these fuckin liberals and idiots like Barry Michael Cooper and William Kunstler look at Larry Davis as a hero. Kunstler defends a killer like Larry Davis, who shot 6 cops. Davis got what he derserved. I love how these fuckin idiots in Davis neighborhood feel bad for him, what about the four drug dealers he was accused if killing. You fuckin idits forget that he got away with killing four black drugs dealers like himself. So you idiots praise a guy who shot 6 cops, but you retarts forget that he killed four black people. So that makes sense, people in his own neighborhood look up to him because he got away with killing his own people , lol. Kunstler what a bonehead he is, not only did he defend this murderer but he also was defending the blind shiek, Omar Abdel-Rahnam for the 1993 world trade center bombing. What a stand up guy. I'm glad he's dead. Hopefully Kunstler and Cochran can discuss the case in hell." CC
"The best remedy for depression is to go out and get laid, trust me it works, I get depressed all the time"
"Bert doesn'y have a boss. He doesn't let some shakebox who is not even half as smart as him tell him what to do. RR
"We need more guys like Bert that think the way he does". RR
"Even Steel will bend if it gets hot enough" BVB
"You are indeed the most dangerous and electrifing man in all the MTA." WD
"The Inspector is Jimmy’s bitch" PO
"I agree the inspector is Berts bitch" MR
As much as I don't like Jimmy, I will say he is in the inspectors head. I know that for a fact." PS
"I think Bert's an idiot but you have to admire his balls." If I'm going to war, he would be someone I would definetly want on my side."
The inspector had an hour meeting about Bert. They guy loses sleep thinking about Bert.
"Berts definetly in his head" J
Bert doesn't respect guys who run plates and then demote themselves and beg the union to help them" SGT
This guy has no idea who Jimmy is. Jimy will break him. J
Bert is like a solider without a war.
The Great Berts website is getting more hits than the 1927 New York Yankees, more addiction than the embattled Charlie Sheen and more brass tool attention than a homedepot warehouse. SC
Great Bert goes to work with a bag of bird seed and the supevisiors eat that bird seed from the palm of his hand. War Bert’ RR
An email came out to all Supervisors that you are assigned to the base permanently” SGT
"This guy is an idiot, he thinks he is hurting Bert by putting him on the base. He actually likes the base."
"I think he miscalculated Bert. Bert's not some North guy that can be intimidated"JC
Maybe Bert can be an Inspector if he runs people plates.
Bert and the inspector are on the same level.
"Bert you already broke him, now just let it go"VH
Berts like the puppet master and the inspector is the puppet. RR
"This guy has no idea. Jimmy loves this shit. He was like a solider without a war, and this dummy just gave him a reason. Jimmy is gonna serve this guy a huge plate of humble pie" SC
Berts like Stonecold Steve Austin.
"Jimmy don’t play all that North bullshit" PO
Maybe he’s jealous cause Bert has a masters degree and he doesn’t.
"I think Jimmy is in over his head" PO
Berts like Rambo in first blood. They should have just left him alone.
Jimmy is like Rambo and the inspector is like Teasel in First blood. Bert will give him a war that he won't believe.
"Bert's awesome."
"The inspector is in a war he can't win."GB
"Thats a smart move, put him on the base, so he can get another degree. " Good move dummy.
"We should change his name to ferrett cause he's like a little rodent snooping around."
DD
"Bert's not made of steel but titanium"
"My kids always come first. Always have and always will. With that being said it's also not normal for anyone, not just me, to expect that you are never going to do anything without them either. They are my life.. but I should do things occasionally that make me happpy too. Because if I'm happy, I'm a better person and that will make me a better also...right?" SJ
