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In 2008 you became one.
When I heard you had won, I was so proud, that I went outside and literally screamed
out loud
The early mornings and long nights paid off, and that is why you achieved your goal.
On the outside your muscles, bronzed body, and pretty face helped you win the prize but its what inside that made you winner.
Your competition knew you would strongbut in the end were all dead wrong.
They had no idea that when the competition gets rough, Cassandra got tough and took the prize.
You worked so hard day after day, that there was no way that anything would get in your way.
Hard wotrk is nothing new to you, which is why you are a winner wether it's on stage or on a magazine page
Blood, sweat, and tears were your best friend while training, with every second of work, you kept gaining and gaining
Your hard work is something I admire, watching you operate I think your on fire.
When you look in the mirror and see the reflection, what looking back at you is a picture of perfection.
Two hours on a train and an eight hour day, would any other person say no way.
But you went to the gym every morning and night with the heart of a lion and reafy to fight
There is something in you that has no quit
You won in New York and Spain, now every competitor knows your name. They will all be scared when they see your name.
When it comes to you the best is yet to come, all competitors will see your name and run
They are not ready for a woman like you because they have no clue what you can do
Bodybuilding is hard and not all fun and games, but you didn't know you had a secret number one fan named James
To bad the competition didn't know what me and you alreday knew, that they would all be number two.
It brings a tear to my eye and makes me want to cry, knowing that your spirit and work ethic will never die
They failed to see that you are not an ordinary woman, you are a SUPER WOMAN
Alas the time has come.
As he slowly ran his thumb and pointer finger
through the lines down his mouth to the
tip of his chin, his eyes slowly and emptily
gazed up at me. With his right eyebrow
raised he suddenly revealed his hand
Ace Queen
It was at that moment I stared back
looking at the depths of hell. As I
stood up oiut of my chair I finally turned over
Ace King
I then nodded and realized in a moment's time.
I had just beat the devil at one of the
wickedest and darkest games of chance ever.
And I barely won
Am I darker than him?
Am I better than him?
Am I.....him?
Oddly a strange sense of comfort
overcame me....
In a low deep vioce all he could say was,
"I'm sure I'll see you again"
I uncontrollably smiled the evilest grin
even the dark lord himselfsought claity in,
winked,
And walked away from the table.
"Mirrir 21"
Bert's like William Wallace and you're like the kings son
If you go head to head with Bert, you won't have much fun.
You're Bert's bitch and eveyone knows it, your everyday appearance shows it
Go home little bitch, cause thats what you are, its got to bother you that everyone
thinks Bert's a star.
Plates are made for food. You're so stupid and predictable that Bert laughs with glee
Bert has a masters, you have a GED
Bert has 300 hours and 200 grand in the bank,
If you need a loan its 2 points on the dollar.
Food at central market is not free, you might be a collar
That one has to hurt but you know that old saying
Fuck with Bert, you get hurt.
We all knew you were short on brains, personality, and stature too.
The big rides at Great Adventure may be to big for you.
You're a clown and everyone knows it.
Nobody respects you and that has to hurt
when you look in the mirror you're probably dreaming of Bert.
You took your best shot, which was laughable because that's all you got.
Now it's Bert's TURN and this is how you LEARN
This poem is number one, get ready for number two. You mess with my boy Bert and the next one will be all about you.
Just when I start to feel bad for you, someone tells me what a asshole you have been for years.
You should have been cool back in the day, your ego got to big, now you're on Bert's tree hanging on like a tiny twig
This poem has got to crush your egos, it would kill me if it was about me.
After you read this you mght want to cry
But don't worry Bert will cheer you up with some HUMBLE PIE
Mentally going head to Bert is a losing battle.
If I had a business I would make him CEO
I hope for your sakes he can't spell EEO
I need something strong to finish my poem, something that will make a statement and stand out.
If you are going to harrass Bert, you guys have to be on point and stay in the hunt because from what I heard rom management they all think your a ____. (Correction a survey was done and out of 20, only 18 thought you were.
